it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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