I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
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He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
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Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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