did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
it wasn't lemon gatorade
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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