I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
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Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
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Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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