it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
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Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
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I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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