i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
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No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
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He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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