And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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