i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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