she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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