When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
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There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
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Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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