is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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