HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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