He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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