i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
There's always time for handjobs
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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