i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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