Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
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it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
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I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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