porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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