At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
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planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
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votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
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