Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
either way he was missing a nipple.
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I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
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idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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