belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Couch. On fire.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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