I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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