its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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