He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
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I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
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you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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