Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
No subtext here. People are naked.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
