would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
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I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
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The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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