Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
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Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
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But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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