when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
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he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
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He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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