just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
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When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
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I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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