I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
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It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
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We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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