last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
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We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
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ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
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