Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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