oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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