In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
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If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
So much rum. So many feels.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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