maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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