I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
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