she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
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Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
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The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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