No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
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