it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
whose ass print is on the piano?
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
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