you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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