he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
ok first of all what the fuck
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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