How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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