sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
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how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
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Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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