party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
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If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
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Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
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