I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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