I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
This beer is not sobering me up at all
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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