I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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