guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
lol hangovers are for mortals.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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