no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
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I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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