If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
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They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
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If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
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