At least make sure they are 18
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Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
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Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
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Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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