yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
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Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
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We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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