My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
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all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
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On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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