I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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