I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Sext me about skeletons
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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