I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
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There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
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Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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