i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
why is half of my head shaved?
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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